Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Pathetic Dollar Bill Infiltrates P. Diddy's Wallet



There's nothing that ruins my day more than when I'm thumbing through my fat wad of cake and this happens.

Seriously? Are you kidding me? While my lapse in recollection may be understandable to many, since the last time I declared in song that it was all about the Benjamins was more than a decade ago, it should go without saying that I was deeply disturbed and confused. I'm P. Diddy! I have no sympathy for this wack ass dollar bill!

How the hell did you get in my wallet? Why is this happening to me now at the Knicks game? Get out of my wallet. Leave and never come back.

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