My birthday is this weekend and a dude gets what he wants on his birthday, right? I've never asked for much, but I'm turning a new leaf this year and I'm asking for a little sumpin' sumpin' ... Here's a brief list: ...
1) I want to be told a funny joke by a beautiful woman.
2) Someone should photoshop my face in a Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" ad.
3) Equestrian. (I don't need to say more than this).
4) Let it rain. I want to wax and milk the day away.
5) Everyone should get excited!
It's going to be a good day.
