::A librarian makes observations of my mustache via Twitter. She compares the endeavor to a more spicy day at work::
It's gross and amazing mixed together.
about 30 seconds ago from Web
Up close his mustache looks like two starved mutant leeches mating on his upper lip. Ewww. The mustache explains everything.
about a minute ago from Web
I wish the creepy guy didn't have a mustache. It kinda makes me want to grab life by the handlebars though LOL.
about 2 minutes ago from Web
It's so bad though. I wonder if I'm out of place to kindly ask him to shave it off? He clearly can not grow a manly lip sweater.
about 2.5 minutes ago from Web
I want him. Bad.
about 3 minutes from Web
When people ask what I do at work, I can tell them I help blandly handsome boys grow into men, and fantasize about mustaches. j/k. How can I not like this job?
about 3 minutes ago from Web
The creepy guy just asked me where I can find books on how to groom mustaches. And did the tootsie roll for me!
about 5 minutes ago from Web
He's walking this way. OMG!
about 6 minutes ago from Web
Why is he still there with giant headphones on? Standing and waiting. ???
about 10 minutes ago from Web
So that guy looks totally sketchy hanging outside the women's restroom. He's wearing above-the-knee white shorts and knee high socks. He's waving at me. Creepy.
about 4 hours ago from Web
I think a man sprayed down the stall with cheap cologne to cover up the smell of his crap; it's hard to say which smells worse.
about 5 hours ago from Web
A woman just complained about an awful smell. She said it's ruining her YouTube watching experience.
About 5 hours ago from Web
Turns out that same guy is practicing his Dirty Hairy impersonations out loud, whilst rubbing his nipples.
about 5 hours ago from Web
Woman complained to me that a man wearing white shorts is bothering library patrons
about 5 hours ago from Web
Diana never texts back; apparently she's not impressed with the observation.
about 7 hours ago from Web
Must text Diana that David Hasselhoff is in the heeeeezy.
about 7 hours ago from Web
What do I do? It's a little exciting, I must admit.
about 7 hours from Web
Just called off security because I told them it's nothing to worry about. {I'm a little turned on}.
about 7 hours ago from Web
He totally is! And he's blowing kisses to her in the U.S. history section
about 7 hours ago from Web
OMG! Is that guy sitting on top of the table and making tiger claw motions in the air to her?
about 7 hours ago from Web
A gross guy with a mustache just walked in. He moon walked across the floor and winked at me.
about 8 hours ago
I love how the highlight of my day is reorganizing books and speaking at a low whisper all day.
about 8 hours ago from Web
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